Carpe Diem, Dude

Teen Wolf Sneek Peak

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be there or 


That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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So today at walmart a woman kept giving me dirty looks until finally I asked if she had a problem. She looked at me and told me she didnt think my outfit was appropriate so I asked her if she thought it was appropriate to lick my asshole.

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mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

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